i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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