sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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