Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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