there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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