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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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