how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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