I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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