What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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