Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize