I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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