god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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