I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
