I wish I could punch you in the face.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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