This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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