I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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