found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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