Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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