You just made me feel so damn special
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
sex in a hospital.. check
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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