so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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