i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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