Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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