How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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