i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize