you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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