Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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