party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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