Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I heard we made out
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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