Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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