I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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