My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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