Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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