So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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