I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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