you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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