There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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