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She's JV to your varsity
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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