"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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