Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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