dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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