How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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