Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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