"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You left your phone here
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