Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
