i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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