No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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