The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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