from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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