It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Shame - the story of my life.
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