I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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