I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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