Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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