your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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