So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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