david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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