well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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